Hog Wild About Space? This One’s a Real Home Run!

If you're tired of HOA drama and ready to live your oink-credible best life, this spacious, stylish, and stress-free home is ready for you. It’s got room to roam, places to play, and plenty of spots to put your feet up—and absolutely no one telling you your mailbox flag is the wrong shade of red.

The Juicy Details (No Need to Squeal with Excitement—Yet):

• 4 Bedrooms | 2.5 Baths – Room for everyone, or just you and a few very lucky houseplants.

• Nearly ½ Acre Lot – Garden, party, or install the world’s most unnecessary bouncy castle. You do you.

• NO HOA – Live wild and free (within town ordinances, of course).

• Formal Dining Room – Fancy feasts or cereal in a champagne glass—your call.

• Large Living Room – Movie marathons, dance parties, or existential crises all welcome.

• Kitchen with Tons of Cabinets – Finally, a place for your Instant Pot, air fryer, AND that weird souvenir mug collection.

• Upstairs Loft – Home office? Game den? Lair of productivity? Yes.

• Primary Suite = Spa Goals – Soaking tub, walk-in shower, dual vanity = goodbye stress, hello bubbles.

  
  

Why You’ll Love It:

You’re not just buying a house—you’re gaining freedom from tiny bylaws and nosy board meetings. You’ll have the space to spread out, breathe in, and finally build that backyard pizza oven you've been talking about since 2020.